My Internet/Laptop Is Screwing Up.

I'm going to have a sleepless night, despite having to wake up at freak-8-ing early in the morning tomorrow.
I've so much to do tonight,
many more to do tomorrow. Camp, camp, CAMP.

I haven't even gotten lots of stuff that are necessaties.
SCREWED.

##Friday Night.

That's my brother by the way, yoh.
We went for seafood at No Signboard in Kallang and we ate til we popped.
YUMMY until cannot YUMMY anymore.

##Saturday,
Harry Potter! It was as if we watched the show for free,
considering paying only Five for a weekend movie ticket,
PLUS complimentary large popcorn + 2 drinks per pair.
HOW COOOL.
And we had good seats though it was free seating, heh.
4 of us had to carry 12 drinks and 6 popcorns into the theatre cos the others were late, it was scary. Haha.

About the show, didn't really like it.
Go watch for yourself. Felt like the entire show was just --------. Like not really exceptionally exciting. And there was no Quidditch :( I want to watch Quidditch.

After seeing my handphone wallpaper, we decided to go check out the coolessst, no make that kewlezzzz neoprint machine. HAHA.

And we came up with this!
Coools.

Oh yes, and once again, the three of us (Amelia, Seef, Me) spent the second special fourteenth of the month together, coincidentally! Cheers to nooobs drivers.

Ps: Candice, you are L plate. We are P platers! (Proooos!)

I will fill in the blanks later.

Random picture from I can't remember when.
I think it's ugly. Ago thinks it's cute.
So I say it's ugly-ly cute.

##TUESDAYMet Est laogong for lunch during her break hour from work(: It was really a short but sweet time spent with her. My dear J wanted to sleep so I walked her back to walk while waiting for childhoodie to come from home.

Somebody was emo like shit. So shitty. But we walked from like one end of town to the other end back to another end and to the same end again, you know? We stupidly left Cine at 4 to Far East to kill time before our 645 movie, but we didn't get tickets so when we went back at 630 the tickets left were crappy. DAMN DUMB RIGHT. Don't remind us. We didn't even realise.

From Cathay we walked down to Raffles City to visit MORE emo friends; (why everyone so emoooooo emu) who was crying at work. But she gave us Prestat (!!!!!) chocolates.

Below, is a neoprint we took on Wed that was infrared-ed to our phones. It's suppose to be two pictures! But I don't know why it only shows one when uploaded. Sorry we took neoprints la, damn childish I know. But it's our last year as TEENS, we should act as teens for all we want for the last time.
Like everyone says, "enjoy it while it lasts."
Yeah baby, this is what it means.


Ps: Do me a favour please, don't confuse (over)reliance with love.

All My Life, I pray for Someone like You.

Okay, I've to wait for photos from CRABBY CHEN, MRS DARCY, FEIIERS LOVELOVELOVE, and SKIN-JIEN-NY (link!), so I can't really talk about my birthday without sounding boring with the lack of visionary aids.

But once again, thanks for the wishes still coming in.
19, feels.. old. Haha.
If you forgot....
that's it. Our friendship ends here. Bye.
(Haha, I'm kidding)

Oh yes, yesterday the Police dude called me regarding my phone.
I THOUGHT HE FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!
BUT NO, he called to ask if my phone had some special function about notifying me whenever a new user put his sim card inside.
Whoa, phones nowadays are so smart. Why isn't mine? =((

Omg, I was trying to find a picture of my birthday cake [link!] for Kid..
But instead I learnt that my cake is #$(%&!(#*%& expensive. =\
Thanks so much, guys. :')

**

I saw this quiz on a friend's friend blog and decided to do it:
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Your Score: Psychology

You scored 18 mental chops, 19 work ethic, 19 bullshitability, and 7 practicality!

Psychology is perfect for you! You don't mind pulling things out of your ass, but you don't want to think and you don't want to work too hard. You also apparently don't want a job, unless you're Clarice Starling...who got all the way to the FBI. Sure, so all those intro lectures and projects where you make your roommate look at a list of color names (printed in different colors than what the names suggest! omg!) might be dull, but after that you get to do cooler stuff, like, uh...I'll get back to you on that. Your powerful skills of insight into other people suggest maybe you should write more quizzes for this site when you're not doing that time intensive, uh, whatever it is you psych kids do.

Link: The What Should You Major In? Test

omg $)%@**^#(&)@*!**%&&^(@_!(%*%
thanks, don't remind me.

Unintended.

Just a quick one before I pack my house/room/stuff and shower,
then head to bed,

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

from messaging (both local and overseas; heart you all), to calling, to singing, to popping by at 12, to meeting me, to being part of the BIG plan, to passing me my ABCs, to stuffing me with food til I am 200% full, to guiding me by the hands while being blindfolded, to paying for my lunch(es!!!!), to tricking/bluffing/lying to me, to taking those silly neoprints, to rushing from cine to ps, to being at the surprise dinner, to my birthday song, to getting my birthday cake (OMG CHEESECAKE CAFEEE), to cutting my birthday cake, to my presents & cards & tissue & flowers&hugs&kisses, to surprising me surprise after surprise after surprise, to MAKING ME CRY (but okay, I made you cry too), to sharing my dinner (cos I was really too full for my own good), to sending me home, to kidnapping me from the playground, to shoving me in the passenger seat of a car blasting INDIAN MUSIC and having half my butt cover the gear box, to letting me poke you while I was in the car, to driving me home (hahaha), to blowing balloons that spelt "Happy 19th Birthday dearest Phil! Love Baos", to more ice cream specially from Island Creamer's GWC cos you guys can't find the Serene Center one without me or Feiiers, to finishing (almost) the whole tub so I won't have to finish it myself in the days to come, to LEAVING CAMP EARLY FOR ME (I absolutely love you, Feiiers), to wishing me via friendster; yahoo groups (thank you, Trojans!); facebook; EMAIL (yeah you're very special); blogs; my tagboard, to my blessed nineteenth, and an amazing day ending with sweet dreams,

and not forgetting, to MAKING ME FAT (really damn fat and full now).............................


I LOVE YOU ALL. XOXOXOX.

Ps: Just realised, this year's rxn was so totally different from last year's.
And yes, I believe in karma. =D
Pps: 6 other people celebrated their birthdays tonight at Glass House too.
Ppps: Happy birthday, Bernice Lee, Nat!, and Kim. But not like any of you guys would see this. Heh.

That My Heart Misses,

Last Sunday: Okay, we didn't really take many group shots. For the first time, we were very unenthusiastic in photo taking.
So a typical SIXTH gathering:
* Food, losta food.
* People, usually quite a bit. (There was 17, or was it 16? + 1 Fifther)
* Noise, too much, too loud.
* Standing around. Always happens. (Actually as long as it's a big group, this is inevitable)
* Splitting up. Also always happens.
* Fun. PLENTY!

It was nice to see everyone, again. Well, almost all at least (:

**

Had my last session with the bitch doctor last Tues, afterwhich D came by for some (awful) dim sum at Chinatown, and walked from Outram to Chinatown to Clarke Quay. Awesome(: Haha.
Queensway on Wed, was telling F, "this used to be my hangout!"
Well, 2 years ago back in Malan yeah.
Then our favourite taohuay at Prinsep. Rocher taohuay. =D

Thurs was bitchfest at Raffles place, but damn good dinner at Lau Pa Sat,
Friday was bitchfest 2, then damn rewarding mango+durian (no, they don't really go too well together) at Ice Monster.
Then we walked to Little India, and passed La Selle. DAMN NICE PLEASE.
+++ High School Musical to end the night. SWWWEEEETTTTT.

Then, it was the WEEKENDS. WEEKENDS. WEEEEKENDS!
Took Kid on a Mentally and Physically draining day out with me.
(We missed Wimbledon Ladies finals because of that!!)

We went on a Misson. That, well, was successful eventually.
And then.. we caught Transformers. Optimus PH(il)RIME!

Thanks for the present anyway, Kid. As promised (or rather, challenged!), I'll only open it on Wednesday!

Sunday, sunday was crazy.
I picked Y up, and we left for East Coast Park. Sweet huh.
Feed the mosquitoes, enjoy the breeze, catch the Sunrise.
It was crazy. Bumped into lotsa familiar people: "peipei" from DVC (Khoon Wee, la), Y saw Alan Sim, peeped under the cap of someone wearing the blue PL prefects shirt: VAL!, etc, etc.

Made friends with Janis' best friends- FOOD (from second class spring rolls and swiss rolls to first class curry puffs and fruit tarts and eclairs)

Then left East Coast with 7 of us (including myself) all squashed up in the car.
Awesome yeah, every traffic light we stop at invites stares and frowns from pedastrians, and I vividly remember asking everyone to WAVEEEE.

And definitely getting lost. We went round in circles from the targeted Eunos mrt, changing our destination to Kembangan, then Paya Lebar, and in the end, circling the National Stadium as if we were on a Historical Roadtrip, "And on your right, you can see the National Stadium that is about to be torn down....", went high on stupid jokes, screamed knowing that we didn't know where we were going, heard Isaac share his "shaking cars" story and Janis' clueless questions, and a random (early) Happy Birthday sung out loud while I was busy figuring where to turn next......

Well, we ended up in Kallang anyhow, with numb thighs from the weight of friends, exasperated (HAHA) driver, relieved passengers, and burnt out tyres (kidding, kidding).

(Oh, just remembered after replying Yanns' tag, I always thought I had no Street Directory to refer.. only til we were already lost and already figured our way and was heading back to Y's place did SHE (not me man) realise there was a street directory in the car ALL ALONG. Omg, slaps face. But nvm, this ends my going-round-and-round-aimlessly days.)

Dinnered at Sticky Rice (All-time favourite, thanks!) for a pre-birthday dinner with family, coincidentally a junior was working there. We coffee bean-ed too, and it felt more like a Meet-the-Fockers Lims session than a Birthday dinner.

And then, WIMBLEDON! I fell asleep while they were playing the fifth (aka final aka most intense!!!!) set, but I knew Nadal was gonna lose anyway. Federer deserves to win. ACE KING.

Camp facil training 1 today. Fun, fun, enriching. Learnt lotsa new stuff. But slightly irritated at the fact that there was a comm breakdown, so now I won't be spending my birthday at JBAC (ulu cck) belaying and flying fox-ing, but I'll probably have to miss day 5 of fac camp.

And I actually forgot where I live!

GY: "Where do you stay?"
P: "Serangoon."
GY: "Oh, me too! Which part?"

P: "Ave 3, near Macs."
GY: "Me too!"
P: "What's your block!"
GY: "240."
P: "OH MY GAWD. THAT'S MY BLOCK" (and everyone else in the room gasps)

Okay, coincidental yeah. But guess what. My block's 241. How dumb.

ANDDD, I'm back to being pressured to go for SUfourteen. Die. It's the same old feeling, I WANT; But can I take it?

Btw, don't you think Live Earth wasn't as impressive?
And so much for promoting Going Green, people just leave their tv switched on watching the concert instead of sleeping maybe, or to wait for a nice performer?
Well, at least I did that.

Mindless entry for the mindless soul! I am sleepy.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUGS DARLING.

Answer(ing) The Call

More jokes from Janis today! Haha
Same thing: highlight the portion under question for answer!(:

4 men, who are very skilled mechanists, one day, decided to open a mechanical shop for cars.
However, they had no customers. Why?
(Because their shop was situated at the second level)

So since their shop was a failure, they decided to become taxi drivers instead, thinking that taxi drivers also earn alot of money.
Yet again, they had no customers. Why?
(Because all 4 of them were in the same taxi at the same time. So no more seats left!)

Then one day the taxi broke down and they got down to push it.
But the car didn't move. Why?
(Because two men were pushing in the direction against the other two men!)

--

One day, while this South African men was walking in the desert, he found a lamp. He picked it up and rubbed, and a genie appeared, promising to grant him 3 wishes.
Men: "I want lotsa water, to be white cos they are the superior, and lotsa women."
Guess what he was changed into, by the genie.
(A toiletbowl)

*

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(I can't believe I'm still awake!)

"There's no better way to spend my 070707 :) "

My blog seriously sounds so sad,

so so sad,

that it's irritating.

So I shall dispel the unhappiness with....

quote Yanns, "we're both so happy" photo!

Very terribly edited, but I'm very lazy/ tired.

I have to wake up in 3 hours and drive down to East Coast Park which I've no idea how to go.

I have no GPS, nor a street directory, only me, myself, my car, and Y.

But we'll prove that not all women have a terrible sense of direction.

--

Under Kid's influence, I've been watching (too much) Wimbledon.

So much I'd rather watch it than Live Earth, but Live Earth is, quite boring.

Maybe I missed out the nicer parts.

Today was satisfying. And also,

TIRING; both mentally and physically.

But hilarious.

And oh yes, right back at you, Kid: Happy auspicious 070707 (wth??)

On our way out after TRANSFORMERS (yay!),

we walked past LeftFoot (the one in Cine), which had the words, 'S-A-L-E' stuck on one side of the shop, and a lady behind us said,

"The name of this shop is SALE ah?"

I was too lazy to ask Kid if she heard, but yeah. If I had enough energy, I'd have laughed like, damn loudly.

ANSWER THE CALL, everyone,

goodnight. (:

I've been avoiding awkward moments so much, I'm growing awkward.

You know how people should be thanking you after wishing them happy birthday?
I think I should be thanking them for thanking me (as in, any form of acknowledgement.)
At least you know that, you didn't waste brain cells remembering the date,
or taking the effort to wish them.
So thanks for those who replied! (Haha)
And,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BALDWIN, WANHUEI, JESMINE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIEN.

--

Well, this pretty much sums today up: (or tonight rather)
Grin and bear it. says:
so what's the story, morning glory?
gifts&curses says:
?
Grin and bear it. says:
update me about life!

gifts&curses says:
i dont know
gifts&curses says:
tonight..
gifts&curses says:
my heart is filled with fear.
gifts&curses says:
HAHA

Grin and bear it. says:
huh
Grin and bear it. says:
how come

gifts&curses says:
my hands are trembling
gifts&curses says:
for some odd reason.
gifts&curses says:
i'm thinking of my future
Grin and bear it. says:
it's good to think about the future
gifts&curses says:
and i feel like an old woman carrying a haversack full of worries.

Grin and bear it. says:
but don't get too caught up in it
Grin and bear it. says:
remember to life for today
Grin and bear it. says:
otherwise all that planning for tomorrow will come to naught
gifts&curses says:
hate this kinda feeling

**

eyefi dontfon onefun tufu gofoe tufu yewfukneefee.
eyefi amfem damfem scarefared.

damn sick of this sickening routine.

Okay, nvm. In a useless attempt to make myself feel better,
Harry Potter on 14th!! Can't freaking wait! =D

Ps: Hi Jien, this time my entry really is sad.. haha. Happy Birthday(: The words above are in purple, for you.

FurtherFartherMother

This is so blog worthy(:
Haha.

gifts&curses says: where do you stay ah
bernnnard. sorry, blame it on me. says: bukit batok
gifts&curses says: ohh bukit batok so far haha
bernnnard. sorry, blame it on me. says: ur one farther lor
haha
gifts&curses says: your one mother heh heh.
bernnnard. sorry, blame it on me. says: haha idiot
bernnnard. sorry, blame it on me. says: type wrongly can
gifts&curses says: eh that's such a word as farther la, i was just being lame
bernnnard. sorry, blame it on me. says: really
omg i din noe
haha
gifts&curses says: ahaha omg la

TROJAN.

Oxford English Dictionary
trojan, a. and n.

A. adj.

1. a. Of or pertaining to ancient Troy or its inhabitants.

b. Trojan horse: according to epic tradition, the hollow wooden horse in which Greeks were concealed to enter Troy; fig. a person, device, etc., insinuated to bring about an enemy's downfall; a person or thing that undermines from within; also attrib.

2. Astr. The epithet of two groups of asteroids which are at the same distance as Jupiter from the sun and approximately 60 degrees ahead of it and 60 degrees behind it in their orbit, so that with the sun and Jupiter they occupy positions of stability at the corners of two equilateral triangles. [So called because the first ones to be discovered were named after heroes of the Trojan War.]

B. n.

1. An inhabitant or native of Troy. (In quot. 1910 used allusively.)

2. colloq. a. A merry or roystering fellow; a boon companion; a person of dissolute life; also (in later use only) as a vague term of commendation or familiarity: a good fellow (often with the alliterative epithet true or trusty). Cf. GREEK n. 5.

b. A brave or plucky fellow; a person of great energy or endurance: usu. in phr. like a Trojan.

3. Entom. A name given by Linnæus to certain species of butterflies, chiefly tropical, distinguished by crimson spots on the wings from allied species called Greeks.

4. Astr. A Trojan asteroid.

5. U.S. The proprietary name of a make of contraceptive sheath.
First registered as a proprietary term in the U.S. on 26 Apr. 1927.

Hence Trojanry (nonce-wd.), body or company of Trojans. See also TROYANISH, TROYISH.

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I see 3 other familiar names, (and yes, I can fit those familiar names to the familiar faces) but strangely, we aren't familiar with each other at all. Get the idea? I guess I should be comforted that the only familiar names I've heard, are actually all in the same group.

But I still find it a tad bit ridiculous one group has 27 people. Sigh.

Anyway, I guess I've kinda made up my mind on which camps to go already.....
all I have to say is, SORRY SUNSHINE :(

Catch the Last Flight Out.

One thing I really like about packing my room is the nostalgia;
all the lecture notes & tutorials (school),
little scribbles on them like, "Don't be stressed phil, cheer up!" from Z, + a biiiiggg smiley face spread across the page, or Lesbo's "Phil, I'm damn sleepy",
random slips of paper like the blue one L wrote me, "love, your handsome, tall, dark, boyfriend",
letters from Crabby dating all the way back to 2005,
the "backstab" paper from HouseCamp 05, and Lshit anonymously wrote, "don't smile so much later face kena cramp."

I'm still in the midst of it, so I'll probably find more stuff later! (:

{edit @ 1646}

I've always believed that a fine line separates Love/Hate.

But I guess before you hit the Hate stage, you'll have to first pass the one with Love,

And sometimes no matter how hard we've grown against each other,

deep down there's still the unspoken, invisible, Love chucked away in a dusty corner..

{/edit}

--

"As much as I miss school, I don't want Uni to start."
--Jien

My sentiments exactly,
cos THIS simply freaks me out, big time. (Read the tagboard)

PS: I remembered one more joke from J,
"If you eat corn to be corny, what do you eat to be horny and funny?"
(hor fun)

PPS: ANYBODY WANTS MY TYS/NOTES/PAST YR PAPERS?
(If I've already promised to give them to you, please remind me!)

PPPS: The Used has a new album!

{edit @ 1908}

IM DONE. PHEW

{/edit}

Just like a faucet that leaks, there is comfort in the Sound.

This is pretty much what my world looks like now:
Crazy, Colourful, Blurry, Ambiguous.

Seriously, so much for long overdued proper posts,
I've pretty much given up on those. The memories still stay vivid,
like a fresh strawberry (Sorry, I'm hungry)
but the words run dry like the dehydrating pitcher plant (Haha, DVC)

**

Nearly had my first accident today. (Thank God, Thank God)
The honk still resounds in my head: it was LOOOONG and LOUD.
My heart was palpitating, I could have died.
It was effing scary, I don't want to be put in that situation EVER again.

That aside,
volunteer today was Awesome!
We had a Battle Of The Sexes in the arena of Lame Jokes.
Here's some I can remember (from Janis, Yanns & I, and that guy who challenged us),
(you gotta highlight under the question for the answer)

J: "Which part of the computer is the Astronaut's favourite?"
(The Spacebar)

"What's the difference between a Pastor and a Gay?"
(One says AMEN, the other says AH-MEN!)

"What's the difference between a Tennis Ball and a Prince?"
(One is thrown to the air, the other in the heir to the throne)

"What do you get when you stand between a midget and the computer?"
(Short Circuit)

P: "What's the difference between a Pianist and a Corpse?"
(One composes, the other decomposes)
*This is my favourite joke okay! Lesbo told it to me just before my Chem As paper to make me laugh (:

"What's the difference between Pizza and Pisai (nose shit)"
(One goes on the table, the other goes under)

Y: "If you have 1$, I have $1, and she has 1$, what train station is it?"
(Commonwealth)

Oh, great! The jokes from the guy require actions!
Tmr Janis is gonna set out to battle on her own, I hope she conquers!
Haha.

One more thing, I need an advice.
Here's the camp schedules:
16-21july: Materials FOC
23-29july: Sports camp
30july-4aug: Hall camp.

Great, great. That's like half a month of consecutive camps.
I already signed up for Foc. I want to go for sports, but I should go for Hall cos they're gonna be the people I'm living with. But I'm probably gonna die, camps are tiring.
And I'd spend a grand total of 145$ solely on camp man.
How, how? =(

"I don't understand why people always say handsome guys are gay. Really don't understand!"

Okay, just a short post before I go (shouldn't be online for too long)
I had an amazing past 3 days.
Met lotsa new people (from Funny to Weird to Pretty to Hawwt)
and lotsa old people I've not seen in some pretty long time.

**

I'd throw you into a room with 4 corners,
a lightbulb,
and two chairs facing each other.
The walls resound each word either party speaks,
and she springs countless million dollar questions at you.
No, wait, maybe not million dollar, but questions worth more, your life maybe?
You feel suffocated, like caught in a bottleneck; you can't breathe.
You feel small, like a lost ant looking for your nest in the big jungle.

I've never had so many questions thrown to me one after another,
I barely had the time to even think of how to respond.
Neither have I ever had WHY after WHY after WHY shot at me,
it was worse than being at a kids camp where they ask silly rhetorical questions of WHY.


A purpose driven life?
Now, I feel unprepared, undeserving.
Maybe giving Oasis a miss tomorrow is planned afterall.

Hi Feiiers, I miss you. :(
Secretly hoping you'd msg me tmr after you break camp, sigh.

And Hi Kristal GRIZZZ-tal, thank you for everything.
Love, your BA-BA.

Baby, It's Fact; Our Love Is True.

(This entry is backdated)



The day started, with the Family heading down to Ding Tai Fung for some good ol' chinese lunch to celebrate Daddy's Birthday. He's 50! And he didn't want a cake this year, so no cakee.



Rushed to meet KELLY, running from mall to mall, store to store, grabbing all the last minute things we need: Ballooons, Party Stuff, Ice Cream, Flowers,
And we managed to reach MINT CAFE, earlier than everyone, and started blowing the balloons up: WITH HELIUM!! (:
So Crabby was blindfolded and brought in suspense over to the Cafe,
earlier on, she told Sangita she "smell(s) a surprise", and from the Cafe, we heard her screams from miles away.
HAPPY NINETEEEEEEENTH CRABBY.
We had a buffet with too much food, and the parents ordered 3 additional plates of Seafood Platter and we were exploding. Jien & I have sweeeet tooth(s), so we decided to try the Bread&Butter Pudding which was supposedly, the chef's speciality, though we were already stuffed full. Then when people started leaving, and there was a small group of us left, we broke into a picture taking frenzyyyyy.
"One, two, threeee, KISSS!" Her Family's awesome. (:

Everyday Seems A Lifetime.

A sunny sunday back at my Alma Mater playing ball,okay, major poseur. We were supposed to do a Levi's shot! But... we already changed into our shorts so yeah. Haha. U-turning and suddenly-turn-left our way to HK Cafe at East Coast, + Cheesecake cafe. JOYPOH =D @ Crabshack one of the Mondays... We sat there from 615-930. Gawd, we're awesome man. Just talked the night away.
Adam Road, Island Creamery, Stupid rain, Cab to Vivo, Home to ZZZZ the Saturday after DVC ended. But great, for now, we're not talking. Don't ask, it's dumb.

He laughed at my watermelon, my fat cheeks, my pit fats, while I laughed at his lameness (literally) over a good dinner. YUM =DAwh lefty, that's hawwt.My first passenger. (:

[OMG DING, I was just reading my past entries and I saw this: "NGHUEYSIISABITCH.
And just for the records, she's NEVER sitting in my car when I get my license.
Whether I pass on the first attempt or not. NEVER!! nyehnyeh." But guess what! You're my first passenger, bitch.] Their weekly KFC affair, but I have my own with Yakun. Please ignore ugly expression.
I like being warped. Hah. CheryltanahmasiewmaichiobuCRUSH, and Grizztal at Grizzly's taboo-ing.
A failed attempt at a spiral-effect photo. (No photoshop man, just deliberate shakey hands)

With the loss of Max, I regret to announce that there will be a shortage of photos from now on.

DVC pictures deserve a second picture post! So.. , another time!

(Will rearrange these [and probably explain some] another not-so-tiring day)

E3mw

So, with reference to the entry title,
please cover your left eye,
and as I point to the alphabet,
tell me which direction the letter "E" is facing: up, down, left, or right.

*

So today, we (+liuw & pong) had our journey to the West.
Ulu Pulau XXX! We were surrounded by unfamiliar uniforms we've probably never seen in our 18 years, guided by the new environment and stranger buses.

We, brilliantly chose the wrong person to stalk, landed ourselves in North Spine instead of South. BUT, still managed to find our way. Way to go(:
(But we took a grand total of ONE hr, from the interchange to the medical center, wonderful!)

Had a great time waiting; laughing at the Height/Weight machine, laughing at people on them, laughing at each other, .. and lotsa other explicit stuff I'll leave you out.

4 years in this faraway land,
I still can't imagine myself in a foreign environment,
can't believe I've to adapt to the different cultures.
(we met more cheenapoks today and froze at the terrorising thoughts of us converting into cheenafreaks)

Still don't understand how people survive in Ulu Boon Lay, it takes f(ucking)orever to get anywhere.
Omg, shit. I better stop complaining cos that's gonna be my new home.

I am NOT pregnant: _(please sign here to acknowledge)_

Parting Of Ways.

I'd love to start my entry with, "Oh my luck has finally changed ...."
but sadly, it hasn't altered much.
I remember what I said in the previous entry,
"I'm thinking about tomorrow. I should be excited, but somehow I'm not."
Uhuh.

I am heartbroken, distraught.
It's a tragedy, calamity, men-made disaster.

I came home empty handed,
well if you don't consider my large emotional baggage, that is.

How do I put this,
it's like watching an exciting movie only to realise you don't have disc 2,
it's like reading through an entire book and finally reaching the closure but the pages have been ripped off,
it's like leading in a 200m race only to trip twenty metres from your finish line;

you are so close, yet so far away.
And it doesn't help not knowing when your second shot will come,
if you'd ever be granted another chance.

Thank God for D. therapy: an awfully surprisingly edible homecooked fried rice (:
And I met Arden, finally. She turns 6 months on 23rd June! Absolute sweetie.

**

Oh, and Meet the crew!

on board The Black BERL.

Have Heart, My Dear.

Okay, before I start,
for Candice: VOTE! (#10 okay!)

***

I finally told my mom!

"Mom, I've something bad to tell you. But you must promise me you won't be angry. Promise ah!"
(Stops and scans me) "Something bad? Very bad ah?"
"Yeah. Very bad, my phone got stolen."
"Oh, so it's your phone that has problem. Not you got problem la."
"No Mom, stolen! Not problem. Phone's gone already, no more problem."
(Freezes and stares at me) "YOUR NEW MOTOROLA PHONE???" (in shock more than anger)
"Yeah."
"Oh, good luck to you. Want to buy new one? You use your own money lor."


I wonder if that's comforting, but yeah. I FINALLY GOT THE COURAGE MAN! Kiss that.

--

Back to today, SO CHEESY, but I walked down Memory Lane. Like literally.

And bumped into NICHOLAS! (:
And proved myself, old and rusty (in terms of Physics skills)

Forsaked BEN&JERRY'S to go over to KRISTAL coughcoughlovecough 's place.
We ate all the sugartransfatsweetoilyfattening food,
and taboo-ed all the way til 1040pm. Damn, we're good.

Oh, oh, a classic moment:
"Help, help! It's a ______" (to guess the word 'Robbery')
"Crocodile!"
"Police!"
-
"POLICE???"

Oh, Justin. Haha.

*

My entry's mindless,
I'm thinking about tomorrow. (haha!)
I should be excited, but somehow I'm not.
SHEESH.

PS: I am still contactable at the same number(:

And so she says, "I'm gonna stay home and be emo."

So today, today, marks the end of my nearly two month fling.

I already miss him,

and I'll shamelessly admit I do have a growing reliance on him.

It wasn't a mutual goodbye,

I'd think I took quite good care of him,

just as he did of me.

Dear Max,
I'll miss everything about you:

your looks, your hotness, your sexyness.

(And even the sticker of patrick star on your ass)

Your moments of silence,

and the times you let me down.

And I'll tell you that this isn't easy. ='(

I am really very upset.

Goodbye Max.

And fuck the fucktard that has no fucking conscience.

I'm seriously frigging down on luck huh.

Postscript: The confirmation of Levan leaving is heartbreaking. Yes, he doesn't come out tops in my list of Favs, but it's gonna be weird without him. I wish I could say something nice to S. But I doubt he'd be in the mood for anything. And Ahgong, shut up when you see this. You promised to be nice.

Crabstick Steamboat! (Say in Japanese)

So much for beginners' luck, seriously.

Okay, fine. Not very beginner's, but STILL.


I refuse to publicly broadcast my stupidity, and ultimate fate with blue shirt dressed aunties in umbrellas carrying some weirdass device. (Okay, at least that's my impression of them)
And my twenty-nine minutes too late story (no, this is not Philicia learns to rock),
and simply, an extremely important reminder that slipped my puny ass mind,
which has thus left me 10$ poorer, but I'll graciously consider it a small donation to the (already very rich) government.


Oh die, will I get into trouble for saying that?

"I'm gonna read your blog later and laugh. I can feel it."

So is that your expression now, Ah gong!

This is the worst ah gong anyone can ask for,
he laughs at his grand daughter's tragic plight!


Ahgong: Didn't know you were so pro (gov). Donate more la, go park in the middle of the expressway.
Me: WAH sorry that's suicide alr. ahahaha oh, but my ah gong paying for me is it?
Ahgong: Erm no? You think my name is sky ar? Money doesn't fall from me.

***

twentynine minutes too late, love.
ten bucks poorer too.


This is actually my teacher, who lives just a few blocks away from me.
Shai: say hi, see if i can hear from here
i heard it!
i heard it!
i heard it!
(but I didn't even say anything. Not like he'd hear even if I did! Hah)

Me: hahaha! okok HI SHAI
can you see me waving? haha

S: see cannot, my view blocked by the blocks esp blk 323
but i can hear you gigling... sound travels far rite?
but you sound so clear
that means, we are near
that rhymes eh?

OMG, Shai.