So It Is,

This is my workplace,
my seat,
my job,
the company,
(my stupid expression),
the not-too-bad view you can't see,

and me on my lazy days cos I'm just wearing a tee shirt.


Anyway before I forget:

1. Why did the Chicken cross the road? (To get to the other side)
   
2. Why did the Chewing Gum cross the road? (Cos it was stuck to the chicken)
   
3. Why did the Rubber Chicken cross the road? (To stretch its legs)
   
4. AND Why did the Chicken cross the playground? (To get to the other slide)
   

Figure the rest yourself!