Soul Meets (No) Body

People always talk about how exciting getting a new job is,
meeting new friends, doing new things, earning moolah, learning new methods.

Today, I will not bore you further with the almost similar blog entries of every student on vacation, or uni undergraduates-to-be.
Today, instead of the usual, "I made this new friend called XXX." or the usual "I'm so bored at work, I surf XXX.com everyday"

I will tell you about a few colleagues I hate at work:

1) NEC.

So Nec's this white dude, who's like, really long.
And what I hate about him is that, he's really loud. And it hurts my ears sometimes.
He's quite vital to this company, but I don't really interact much with him. Sometimes I wish I never need to work with him, cos I hate how we're too much in contact. He likes red alot, he's always flashing his red bling IN MY FACE, like "WARNING WARNING".
Omg, like that's not irritating enough, Nec's always getting himself in knots so I've to entangle him all the time!

Nec's like really inefficient too. But I know I shouldn't be blaming him cos,
He's just the middleman, man. I've to go through Nec, who goes through Singtel, to get to the other side.

Just for today, I hate Nec. He's like, cranky and temperamental, he refuses to put me through to the other side!

2) I can't be bothered to know his name

Whatever this guy's name is, but I haven't worked with him for quite some time already. Once, I had to spend an entire morning and afternoon at work with him, I nearly died. My fingers were sore and my ears were ringing. What's worse is, I don't get to sit while working with him. He's born like that, so I know I shouldn't be blaming him, but. He's plain irritating. Like seriously.

3) Dell

Dell's black. And he's huge. Bigger build than 1. and 2. But he's also flatter.
This guy's totally unresponsive. But I see him everyday and work with him all the time.

He's more efficient, though sometimes he daydreams alot. But I think he's out to harm me. Not intentionally, but gradually and inevitably. SIGHHH.

anyway,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELISA! =D
AA FOR LIFE!!