.

I've had ear phones plugged in for almost two hours now, but no music was switched on.

Neither am I watching any videos.

Yet the restrictions the wires have bound between me and my lappy have made me lazy and confined to this small space.

I am such a bum.

PS: Jokes for the day:

A: "Do pigs fly?"

......

A: "Yes.. Cos Swines flew..." (Swine flu)

V: "Which animal will die in the Arctic?"

J: "Is this another one of the s.wine flu like joke?"

V: "No!! It's a brand name"

...................

V: " (very excitedly) Ok let me tell you the answer!!!!

Cow!! Cos Niu bei leng si. (N.ew balance)"

Us: -____________________-

I Am So Tired Of Studying.

I have lost track of time,

like a spaceman walking on moon- how the effect of gravity is less and everything seems to feel slower.......

Today we got distracted by games on Black Beauty(: (Awww)

My friend, WtheWonderboy said playing too much Topple sucked his brainjuice dry so he put an abrupt and advanced end to his day.

He also told us a joke,  which he laughed two times harder than we did after he said the answer:

"Which is the most dangerous city?"

--"Electric."

(5 seconds of silence)

--"Electric- city! HAHAHAHAHA x1000"

We probably also top the list for Library-Rebels since we do everything we shouldn't : Eat, Talk (real) loudly -subconsciously or not, have our handphones (not!) in silent mode, blasting music from whichever electronic device (accidentally, I swear!!).

But anyhoo, we sat beside really nice people today who gave ForgetfulFavier foolscap paper(:

PS: Black Beauty is the Ipod touch. And in case you were wondering, NO. It isn't meant to have any unintended relation to the owner.

Good Joke, Sonny.

/.-. says (4:19 PM):
*hahaha 

but gotta study and do at the same time wait u see me in IMH

the end is where I begin. says (4:20 PM):
*hahaha
*i think i must go soon
*fucking stressed

/.-. says (4:21 PM):
*haahahaha yay we can be toilet mates

A Joke A Day.

ت says (12:23 AM):
why were the little strawberries upset

careless hearts says (12:23 AM):
cos mama berry was eaten

ت says (12:24 AM):
no

careless hearts says (12:25 AM):
then

ت says (12:25 AM):
cos his parents were caught in a jam!

----

Heh, jokes sharing makes the two emo kids feel better. Really.
Even though I'm hearing some for the millionth time, it still cracks me up.

Joke Of The Day

From my IGoogle Homepage:


Snow White received a camera as a gift. She happily took pictures of all the Dwarfs and their surroundings. When she finished the first batch, she took the film to be developed. After a week or so she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor.

She was very disappointed and started to cry.

The clerk, tried to console her and said, "Don't worry. Some day your prints will come."


HAHAHA.
Ps: Math test today was good. (:

Answer(ing) The Call

More jokes from Janis today! Haha
Same thing: highlight the portion under question for answer!(:

4 men, who are very skilled mechanists, one day, decided to open a mechanical shop for cars.
However, they had no customers. Why?
(Because their shop was situated at the second level)

So since their shop was a failure, they decided to become taxi drivers instead, thinking that taxi drivers also earn alot of money.
Yet again, they had no customers. Why?
(Because all 4 of them were in the same taxi at the same time. So no more seats left!)

Then one day the taxi broke down and they got down to push it.
But the car didn't move. Why?
(Because two men were pushing in the direction against the other two men!)

--

One day, while this South African men was walking in the desert, he found a lamp. He picked it up and rubbed, and a genie appeared, promising to grant him 3 wishes.
Men: "I want lotsa water, to be white cos they are the superior, and lotsa women."
Guess what he was changed into, by the genie.
(A toiletbowl)

Catch the Last Flight Out.

One thing I really like about packing my room is the nostalgia;
all the lecture notes & tutorials (school),
little scribbles on them like, "Don't be stressed phil, cheer up!" from Z, + a biiiiggg smiley face spread across the page, or Lesbo's "Phil, I'm damn sleepy",
random slips of paper like the blue one L wrote me, "love, your handsome, tall, dark, boyfriend",
letters from Crabby dating all the way back to 2005,
the "backstab" paper from HouseCamp 05, and Lshit anonymously wrote, "don't smile so much later face kena cramp."

I'm still in the midst of it, so I'll probably find more stuff later! (:

{edit @ 1646}

I've always believed that a fine line separates Love/Hate.

But I guess before you hit the Hate stage, you'll have to first pass the one with Love,

And sometimes no matter how hard we've grown against each other,

deep down there's still the unspoken, invisible, Love chucked away in a dusty corner..

{/edit}

--

"As much as I miss school, I don't want Uni to start."
--Jien

My sentiments exactly,
cos THIS simply freaks me out, big time. (Read the tagboard)

PS: I remembered one more joke from J,
"If you eat corn to be corny, what do you eat to be horny and funny?"
(hor fun)

PPS: ANYBODY WANTS MY TYS/NOTES/PAST YR PAPERS?
(If I've already promised to give them to you, please remind me!)

PPPS: The Used has a new album!

{edit @ 1908}

IM DONE. PHEW

{/edit}

Just like a faucet that leaks, there is comfort in the Sound.

This is pretty much what my world looks like now:
Crazy, Colourful, Blurry, Ambiguous.

Seriously, so much for long overdued proper posts,
I've pretty much given up on those. The memories still stay vivid,
like a fresh strawberry (Sorry, I'm hungry)
but the words run dry like the dehydrating pitcher plant (Haha, DVC)

**

Nearly had my first accident today. (Thank God, Thank God)
The honk still resounds in my head: it was LOOOONG and LOUD.
My heart was palpitating, I could have died.
It was effing scary, I don't want to be put in that situation EVER again.

That aside,
volunteer today was Awesome!
We had a Battle Of The Sexes in the arena of Lame Jokes.
Here's some I can remember (from Janis, Yanns & I, and that guy who challenged us),
(you gotta highlight under the question for the answer)

J: "Which part of the computer is the Astronaut's favourite?"
(The Spacebar)

"What's the difference between a Pastor and a Gay?"
(One says AMEN, the other says AH-MEN!)

"What's the difference between a Tennis Ball and a Prince?"
(One is thrown to the air, the other in the heir to the throne)

"What do you get when you stand between a midget and the computer?"
(Short Circuit)

P: "What's the difference between a Pianist and a Corpse?"
(One composes, the other decomposes)
*This is my favourite joke okay! Lesbo told it to me just before my Chem As paper to make me laugh (:

"What's the difference between Pizza and Pisai (nose shit)"
(One goes on the table, the other goes under)

Y: "If you have 1$, I have $1, and she has 1$, what train station is it?"
(Commonwealth)

Oh, great! The jokes from the guy require actions!
Tmr Janis is gonna set out to battle on her own, I hope she conquers!
Haha.

One more thing, I need an advice.
Here's the camp schedules:
16-21july: Materials FOC
23-29july: Sports camp
30july-4aug: Hall camp.

Great, great. That's like half a month of consecutive camps.
I already signed up for Foc. I want to go for sports, but I should go for Hall cos they're gonna be the people I'm living with. But I'm probably gonna die, camps are tiring.
And I'd spend a grand total of 145$ solely on camp man.
How, how? =(

So It Is,

This is my workplace,
my seat,
my job,
the company,
(my stupid expression),
the not-too-bad view you can't see,

and me on my lazy days cos I'm just wearing a tee shirt.


Anyway before I forget:

1. Why did the Chicken cross the road? (To get to the other side)
   
2. Why did the Chewing Gum cross the road? (Cos it was stuck to the chicken)
   
3. Why did the Rubber Chicken cross the road? (To stretch its legs)
   
4. AND Why did the Chicken cross the playground? (To get to the other slide)
   

Figure the rest yourself!